"Never blog about work" is something I follow diligently, but on this occasion please let me indulge myself along with my shameless plugging.
I succeeded and maintain a project named PCSO Enhanced Lottery Information System. It is an information text service that enables users to access up-to-date results from PCSO games. Our team tries its hardest to make the service as user-friendly as possible, but users are only people and are bound to make mistakes:
do: "PCSO ELIS", "PCSO INFO", "LOTTO ON", "SWEEP ON", "LOTTO OLD lotto6/42 07/30/2005"
top 4 amazing don'ts:
4 "PCSO ELIS GAGO UBOS N LOD KO WALA PNG INFO GAGO",
please minimize rude words in your message.3 "PCSO ELIS Ano ho ang lalabas sa lotto 2day" ,
if i knew, i'd be rich by now.
2 "Pcso Elis good am de ko po alam ang result sa lotto d2 kase ako sa lamay sa kapatid ko tulongan nyo po akong manalo." ,
i'd like to help but the system is only a series of 'switch-case' and 'if-elses' and has no functions for pity and sympathy.
1 "PCSO ELIS AKO PO MATGAL NG MANANAYA SA PCSO BKT PO ANG EZ 2 KAILANGAN PANG INCORECT ORDER EH HUWETENG DN PO YAN DAPAT KAHT ANO MAUNA DPAT TMAMA ANG MAMAY..." ,
hmmm... you should voice this out to PCSO itself, that is if they don't kick you in jail haaahahahaha .
Anyway, if you're interested in the service or have some load to make us laugh our brains out
text PCSO ELIS to 483(smart), 2219(Globe), 2823(Sun)