"Never blog about work" is something I follow diligently, but on this occasion please let me indulge myself along with my shameless plugging.
I succeeded and maintain a project named PCSO Enhanced Lottery Information System. It is an information text service that enables users to access up-to-date results from PCSO games. Our team tries its hardest to make the service as user-friendly as possible, but users are only people and are bound to make mistakes:
do: "PCSO ELIS", "PCSO INFO", "LOTTO ON", "SWEEP ON", "LOTTO OLD lotto6/42 07/30/2005"
top 4 amazing don'ts:
4 "PCSO ELIS GAGO UBOS N LOD KO WALA PNG INFO GAGO", please minimize rude words in your message.
3 "PCSO ELIS Ano ho ang lalabas sa lotto 2day" , if i knew, i'd be rich by now.
2 "Pcso Elis good am de ko po alam ang result sa lotto d2 kase ako sa lamay sa kapatid ko tulongan nyo po akong manalo." , i'd like to help but the system is only a series of 'switch-case' and 'if-elses' and has no functions for pity and sympathy.
1 "PCSO ELIS AKO PO MATGAL NG MANANAYA SA PCSO BKT PO ANG EZ 2 KAILANGAN PANG INCORECT ORDER EH HUWETENG DN PO YAN DAPAT KAHT ANO MAUNA DPAT TMAMA ANG MAMAY..." , hmmm... you should voice this out to PCSO itself, that is if they don't kick you in jail haaahahahaha .
Anyway, if you're interested in the service or have some load to make us laugh our brains out
text PCSO ELIS to 483(smart), 2219(Globe), 2823(Sun)
7 comments:
im really laughing my ass off here!!!!!! hahaha...stupid stupid stupid...pero oks lang kumikita din yan!!!
hahahahahahahahah! atleast some of the texts are very respectful! may "po" pa!! this must be one of the funniest blogs I've read. (because i can sooo relate!)
hahahahahaha!!!
bwahahaahahahahaha!!!
wehahahahahahahaahahahaah!!!
Good grief! *rolls on the floor laughing*
ayos raket mo pre hehe
Gud AM, im a daily bettor, just to solve my financial crisis,i know this is the only way i could save my problem a solution to it. Im also a daily reader of Bandera and Ngayon tabloid sometimes i won in 3digit and last two digits of 4Digit pls txt me the winning numbers today. i wish to get the exact 4digits and 3 digits and even the 5numbers of 6/45 today. my cel# is 09168267501. thank you so much and God Bless. marinel.
To anyone, I'm from mindanao at mahilig tumaya ng 3digit at hindi pa ako nanalo, kong sino man ang may maintain No.# dyan bigyan nyo ako at ako na ang bahala magpadala sa panalo nyo. contact No.# 09283734142. thanks
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