10155 days and counting

I've been alive 10155 days and what does it amount to right now? How many more of them shall I spend as an SCU?

How many days have you lived? If you have M$ Excel, you can find out easily by pasting this function in one of the Cells:

=DATEDIF("4/22/1979",NOW( ),"d")

Just replace the date with your birthday.